MONSTER KILL OF THE WEEK

Monster Kill of the Week goes to Cheryl Lynch (55) of Los Angeles, CA. On Saturday, March 12, 2011 after a hard days work Cheryl decided a treat was in order to reward herself for the hours of abuse she endured at the hands, or more accurately - words, of rich Hollywood ay-holes at her job as a cosmetics rep. Some takeout food from the nearby Chinese hot spot and a cold beer were just what she had in mind. For a change of pace and scenery, Cheryl decided to enjoy her far east fare on the deck in the backyard while taking in the crisp evening air. Being a Buffy die-hard, you'd think she'd remember how much safer it is to enjoy one's tasty treats within the walls you call home, rather than outside of them, where certain baddies don't require an invite to roam freely. Still, Cheryl's knowledge of the undead doesn't fully escape her this evening. 
Now, a vampire, such as the one Cheryl is about to encounter, doesn't need to breathe or make any noise when playing hide-and-go-sneak. But if Mr. Fangy was a bumbling idiot before he was sired, chances are not much of that has left him, and he's unaware how loud his footsteps are on that wooden deck. However, Cheryl is very aware of the footsteps, and senses the intruder. Thinking it's an everyday L.A. creep up to the usual petty crime, she whirls around and smashes him over the head with her bottle of budlight. Only then does she realize what she's up against as the man quickly throws on his game face after becoming angered from the bottle to skull contact. And only then does the vampire realize what HE'S up against as Cheryl, without hesitation, swiftly plucks the chopsticks from her orange chicken and plunges them straight through his heart. I guess she'll have to finish her meal with a fork. Good job, Cheryl. Thanks to you, there's one less creature of the night plaguing the streets of L.A.