Monday, March 28, 2011

MONSTER KILL OF THE WEEK

Monster Kill of the Week goes to Julie Garay (26) of Las Vegas, NV. On Thursday, March 24, 2011 after a six day week at work, Julie was finally awarded a day off to herself. She decides she needs some pampering and calls up her favorite nail technician Juanita for an emergency appointment.
Losing herself in conversation with Juanita, Julie doesn't acknowledge the disheveled man that stumbles through the salon doors. The man is quickly greeted by the salon manager who asks if he needs some help. But he doesn't respond, only a low moan escapes his mouth before he grabs at the manager and sinks his teeth into her neck.
Julie is rudely ripped from her relaxing day and pleasant conversation by the terrified shrieks of patrons and employees alike. She turns around in horror to only to be met by a shower of blood across her face as the man (who is now obviously identified as a zombie) tears a chunk of flesh from the salon managers neck like a rabid dog. The manager drops limp to the floor and the zombie gentleman sets his sights on Julie. She tries to process what is happening as fast as she can. He grasps at Julie but she fights back, knocking him off balance. The zombie falls to the ground joining his victim and struggles to get his footing again. Just as the zombie makes it to his feet, Julie charges at him with a diamond nail file. She jabs it repeatedly into his left eye socket. His body stiffens and then collapses.
Julie then walks over to the salon manager who is hanging on for dear life, clutching at her bleeding neck. Julie kneels down next to her, and with a sympathetic look says "sorry dude" and plunges the same diamond nail file through the managers right ear. "Better safe than sorry."
On behalf of Las Vegas, I would like to thank Julie for remembering to eliminate those who have been bitten.  If we could all remember this, the spread of zombies may not be quite so rapid.

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